NEWS JUST IN!

Confirmed! Holidaymakers in Portugal will not only have to wear masks in restaurants and cafes BUT ALSO ON THE BEACH!

There will be an £85 fine for non compliance.

Looking forward to having a peak at the white bits this year...

NEWS JUST IN!

Confirmed! There have been JUST THREE cases, anywhere in the world, since January 2020, of people contracting Covid 19 outdoors.

Those people, it was stated, were in close contact for a prolonged period of time.

WELCOME TO CULT COVID!